I googled for a bicycle and ended up cheating
Thu, 2009-07-02 01:31
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Haha I've got a few from the movie Role Models
"No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3"
"Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic, but I sucked his dick for drugs."
"Let me tell you something, I am not your big, but I'll hit you. I will hit a child. I've never done that before, but I will punch you in the face."
I love that last one
Thank you Metaphrax ! <333
Thu, 2009-07-02 01:36
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"You should have your mother manage your face place"-tamaki lol
Thank you Metaphrax ! <333
Fri, 2009-07-03 10:09
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"No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3"
LMAO! This is definitely my favorite! Sounds like my days xD
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Character Name: Helusion
Fri, 2009-07-03 10:24
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"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one."-Scarface
Most badass line ever.
What's the orignal quote from? I need to see this show.
Fri, 2009-07-03 10:40
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Sorry, pissed off little dead chicks isn't exactly my area of expertise.
F.E.A.R. 2
Fri, 2009-07-03 10:58
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"I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.” - Mike Tyson
"It counterpoints the surreality of the underlying metaphor." & "That girl is the least benightedly unintelligent creature it has ever been my profound misfortune to have been unable to avoid meeting." - Douglas Adams
"They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?" - From the movie "Waking Life."
"This place is kinda... JUICY." Jack Black from "Tencious D and the Pick of Destiny."
Infact, I'm gunna hafta embed this video just so you get it:
Fri, 2009-07-03 13:55
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ROFLMAO!
This video is awesome! It is still hard to stop laughing :D
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Fri, 2009-07-03 13:59
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Richard : What is our carrying charge for all the merchandise in the warehouse?
Tommy: Ohhhh, man...
Richard: One and a...
Tommy: ...half percent. I knew that. Why can't I remember it?
Richard : Try an association like, uhhh... Let's say the average person uses ten percent of their brain. How much do you use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin.
Good ol' Tommy Boy.
Fri, 2009-07-03 14:03
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Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
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Haha I've got a few from the movie Role Models
"No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3"
"Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic, but I sucked his dick for drugs."
"Let me tell you something, I am not your big, but I'll hit you. I will hit a child. I've never done that before, but I will punch you in the face."