Ten Reasons for no top ten list....
I am beyond tired..but here's a little something from the back of the cupboard..
10: Hands are frozen into claws
9: Keyboard broke
8: No coffee
7: Sitting upright requires too much focus
6: Glare from monitor has temporarily blinded me
5: Fell asleep on desk again
4: Feet are too cold to concentrate (no socks!!)
3: Modem needs a break
2: Brain is taking a long siesta
1: Creativity went with the brain on vacation....
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Thu, 2010-02-04 16:22
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Basara you're the best..that was hillarious! I will get back on the lists tonight!
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Did any of our officers authorize that vacation?
10. Warm your hands... probably exercising them with something fun
9. Let you keyboard drop on the floor or hit with something... see? it works
8. Listen to Kat's voice, no excuses there.
7. Downright seems pretty hard, you should try Aoide's way, on a laptop in your bed with a cat demanding attention.
6. shades?
5. X
4. get a bucket of some sort, fill with warm almost hot water, put feet in, relax and type more top 10
3. Modem can have a break when it finds a replacement for itself
2. X
1. X
Items marked with an X requires full authorization by a Legion Officer along with 3 signatures, a stamp, duplicates of all 45.5 forms, confirmation that those forms were archived, a medical exam, 5 cookies and 2 pancakes....
Thank you.