Top Ten Things Heard From People on Cell Phones

Posted Mon, 2010-02-08 02:36 by Necromina

10: "Hang on I smell something burning."

9: "Hang on I'm at the hospital, but it's nice to know your horny."

8: "Uh dude I think my professor wants me to pay attention."

7: "So like last night, he was like going on forever! He like kept wanting to go again!"

6: "Damn cell phones!"

5: "So do you want to have sex or not?"

4: Hang on a sec I'm driving."

3: "What do you want? I'm already hanging out a window!"

2: "You should have seen her upside down on that pole."

1: "You should see how crowded this elevator is."

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Tue, 2010-02-09 03:37

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I'm gonna have to call you back, I just got into a car accident.

Tue, 2010-02-09 18:58

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Would that be considered irony?

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