Top Ten Things That Only Sound Appropriate in Game

10: I am going to shoot him/her full of arrows

9: Watch me set him/her on fire

8: I bet I won't die when I jump off this cliff

7: I can take on multiple mobs; dont worry

6: I have to run to the next town

5: I am out of pots

4: Anyone got any jellys/HP foods?

3: I am stuck in this dungeon

2: The tree killed me

1: I've got a Shugo following me

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 #7 - lol

#2

#1 - Now that's scary!  

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Great list! I lol'd at work.

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I aim to please! More Jenna Humor incoming

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I'm my case:

WHY Can't you stay mad at me and not them???!